That Kind Of Day

You know when you’re trying to clean up a bunch of old AWS accounts but there’s no way to bulk close them so you have to click them one at a time and then click close and then copy and paste the account number to confirm and then there’s also a rate limit so you have to wait a minute between closures and then you hit a “10 account closures per 30 days” limit and no you can’t increase the quota says the documentation but you talk to support anyways and then they try to increase the quota but they can’t either so they suggest you log into each of them as root one at a time to close and you say “fine” but then the root email passwords are missing in your repository of credentials so you try to go through the forgot password flow but the root email address has two plus signs in it and no Exchange configuration you can think of to try seems to be able to accept such an email address and so you’re just outta luck…

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: So you finally get a shared mailbox set up with a carefully crafted alias that will receive email from the offending email address at least from your personal gmail account so in theory its working but then you retry the forgot password flow on the AWS login page and there’s a CAPTCHA and the first 4 times you try to solve it you get it wrong and then finally you get it right and the page claims it’s sent you password reset instructions to via email but you’ve waited 15 minutes and nothing has come through and yes you’ve checked the junk folder and what the hell am I doing with my life this is not what I dreamed a career in technology was going to be like and why can’t it involve more of the Property Brothers??